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stability:
“speak”
omg his cute little voice!! turn your volume up

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Shawty weird, but I’m fuckin wit it

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YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE AND CAME OVER AND THEY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT HOW I WASN’T REALLY THE GIRL AND IM LIKE BRUH, MY LOADED FRIES THOUGH. I WAS PISSED. I MADE THAT GIRL GET ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY AND LEMONADE AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIS WACK AS IF HE MAKES HER ACT LIKE THAT. ESPECIALLY IF HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE MONEY ON HIM TO BUY ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY KNOWING DAMN WELL HE WAS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE TOO. THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY AND I FEEL LIKE I’D BE DOING ALL OF YOU A DISSERVICE IF I DID NOT SHARE IT: ALWAYS COUNT YOUR FRIES. COUNT OTHER PEOPLES FRIES. COUNT ALL FRIES. BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY LOADED FRIES. IT WAS ONLY LIKE FOUR FRIES LEFT. AND I GOT A WHOLE NEW ONE FOR FREE BECAUSE THOSE TWO WEREN’T SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK ON THE GROUND AND COUNT FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I AM CACKLINGGGGG

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whatevskies:

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue

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bigbigloser:

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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illsince96:

tanaebrianab:
elionking:
I hope wasnt no milk in that
this boy’s reaction is like wayyyy too fucking calm for me, I woulda lost it lmfaoo
Lol he probably used to it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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dossantostatiana:

allsmilesontheoutside:
taurean-the-bully:
weloveshortvideos:
“wtf we still on”
That would definitely be me.
Y'all.. We lost Isaiah…. twice.
i work right next to this thing lol

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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chrissyoriginal:

she-dontlye:
naturalhairdaily:
When it’s washday, but your hair still looks good! No ma'am, we’re gonna stretch this twistout for a few more days 😆 So adorable, @brielleparis!
😩 aw so cute
😍😍

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6shwty:

WHY TF IS SHE SO CUTE

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420vision:

truthissaidinjezt:
boopbunny:
linrenzo:
melaninhoe:
37kv:
asapjackson:
sehuns-ass-cheeks:
asapjackson:
My favorite BSS scene.
im the orange
I lost it when he damn near ate that bitch and gonna tell em “there you go” lmao.
I’m obsessed with this show lmao
Im CRINEEEEE
😭😭😭😭😭
holy fuck “I’m the orange”
I love this show
Yooooo. Lol